So today I went to a birthday party and my uncle has this amazing pool and I brought my swimming clothes and everything. I got changed and my uncle said we can’t go swimming cause it’s too cold so everyone was just hella bummed out and bored. Later I was like “Let’s fuck with him” so we decided to blow up balloons and fill his shower with it
Yeah have fun taking a shower now uncle
I am such a bad ass
Virginia Woolf’s suicide note, written to her husband Leonard.
On 28 March 1941 Virginia Woolf put on her coat, filled the pockets with rocks and walked into the River Ouse near her home and drowned herself. Her body wasn’t found until 18 April 1941. Her husband burried her cremated remains in their garden.
- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.
If you haven’t been told this yet today, you matter and I love you.